The Curse of Castor

by 3dwardR0X

There was an uproar earlier today that has taken all of the Wizarding Community by surprise. The Ministry was called in to do a sweep of the Gryffindor Common room, and what they found there is absolutely appalling. Apparently there was a Gryffindor that had been infected...(Continued on Page 651)

HEX Idol 2008

by Judge YoMamma

Competition was fierce and tempers flared while the judges hid under their tables from the continuous onslaught of bad banshee impressions. Myron Wagtail commented, “Man, it was totally like, just insane man! All these witches like came up and kept trying to steal my shirt man. It was really hot.” From that comment one...(Continued on Page 70)

There Are More Than Skeletons Hiding In This Closet...

by Seth St Laurent

Here at the Daily Prophet, we make it our sole duty to bring to you, our loyal readers, the truth about what is going on around this wonderful community we call HEX. Unlike a rather unfortunate group of "reporters" that can be found wandering around aimlessly at the offices of the Quibbler, the reporters of the Daily Prophet are one hundred and ten percent against...(Continued on Page 42)

Half-Breed Heresy

by Dolores Jane Umbridge

My dear friends, it brings all of us great joy, I am sure, to be speaking once again. Since our last lovely little publication was publicated, I have been blessed by many of you, whether in letters, well-wishes, or…gifts. I would ask, however, that in the future you refrain from sending...(Continued on Page 961)